Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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