if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Randomize
