I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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