my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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