If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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