Whoa Z and x make the same sound
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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