so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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