Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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