i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Randomize
