so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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