I wannas sexs uuuuu
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
just found out that she named her cat after me.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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