Quick, to the slutcave!
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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