1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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