what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
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