Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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