If that was your dad, he is hot
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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