I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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