i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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