Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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