I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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