You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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