this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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