We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
they're like a gay fantastic four
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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