dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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