I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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