But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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