"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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