Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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