covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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