sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
We need to get me chipped asap
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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