worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
