This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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