And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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