my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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