Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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