You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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