You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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