Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Randomize
