I can tuck mytits in my pants
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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