Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I think I am morally bankrupt
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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