I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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