im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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