I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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