He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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