Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
