That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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