playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Randomize
