Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
as a side note pls kill me
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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