I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
