just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
third nipple confirmed
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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