just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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