We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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