Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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