It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
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