I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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