Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Randomize
