Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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