he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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