Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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