As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize
