big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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