I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
